Joke
A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The
audience would be different each week, so the magician did the same
tricks each week. However, there was a problem, the captain's parrot saw
the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every
trick. Once he understood, he started shouting out the secrets in the
middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat." "Look, he is hiding
the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of
Spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was,
after all, the captain's parrot. One day, the ship had an accident and
sank. The magician found himself with the parrot, adrift on a piece of
wood, in the middle of the ocean. They stared at each other with hatred,
but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, then another, and
another. Finally, after a week, the parrot said, "Okay, I give up. Where
the heck is the boat?"